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Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    Larry
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Turquoise snake
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    John Albert Lenma
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    Mccjo
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Green Heater
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    Black Vada

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)

NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and send this to 10 of your favorite followers. But not back to me, of course

Oh wow this is unexpected I’m someone’s favourite(ish) follower? ok
I dont even think i have 10 favourite followers but i think i might just not pass it on idk
I guess I’ll do this anyway
1. I am very faithful to the people important in my life i can be very patient regarding waiting on them and will basically always say it is ok and forgive them for mistakes and stuff.

2. I can write poetry that is okay

3. Uuuuuum I find it very difficult to be mean to people??

4. I never had a phase where i actually tried to be swaggy unironically i dont know im running out of ideas already

5. I’m happy with my own body i suppose i mean thats something right

khsavvy:

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?





Well if you think about it, it is mother nature’s little “gift”

khsavvy:

unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

Well if you think about it, it is mother nature’s little “gift”

(Source: 40514294s)

nasturbate:

i-am-dehvi-the-ghost:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

do u think wolverine’s powers keep his ass tight?? just asking for medical reasons. for my studies.

science side??

No because that’s all muscle. There isn’t bone down there so the adamantium wouldn’t have an affect on the muscles contractions.

fuck u science

Except that’s not necessarily true - Wolverine’s power isn’t the adamantium skeleton, it’s his regenerative abilities. Whilst they are currently inactive, while the regeneration is occuring it means any minor damage to his body would be healed. Whilst this can’t guarantee any butt firmness or tightness, any loss of tightness of the flesh may possibly be healed by his regenerative abilities.

kill-all-bronies:

science side of tumblr why when u sing in car and car go over bumpy bumpity bumpbump and ur voice also go bumpy bumpity bumpbump pls help science side of tumblr

vocal cords in throat make voice by wiggling and making air wiggle
when car go bumpity you go bumpity and your vocal cords go bumpity
so sound comes out wibbly

flowerling:

Eastern Yellow Robin | birdsaspoetry

flowerling:

Eastern Yellow Robin | birdsaspoetry

(Source: vaultt-tec)

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned